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shitroosterteethsays:

Gavin: “In the Lego Movie, the word ‘Lego’ isn’t said once.”
Burnie: “Really? It must be because they live in a world of Lego.”
Gavin: “Yeah, but we live in a world of…”
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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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video games don’t make us violent, lag does.

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tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious